I Think The Only Time I Post Is When My Weekend Has Not Been Fun Filled

The title says it all. I've been playing Oblivion a lot lately. Can I really say lately ... I did just get it on Wednesday. But it's insane. Fucking insane. I think there might be a robber or something downstairs. Maybe it's just dad ... who knows. He makes a lot of noise in the kitchen. Too much noise, for a visit to the kitchen. Maybe he's having an affair with the bread! Ah this is going to be weird if someone I know reads this and then brings it up in conversation. If that person is you, don't ever bring this up! Or ... else.

What's the big deal about Rent? Like, yeah it's a musical. But everyone makes such a huge deal about it, yet the only justification people give for it being so good is "Well if it's not amazing then how come so many people like it?!"
To which I respond by punching them in the fucking face.

Can you get fired for telling sexist jokes at work? I think it might be harrassment or something. Today I heard this one:

Why do women never wear watches?
Because there's always a clock in the kitchen!

Speaking of shit that is not funny, here is a joke that has never produced laughter:

A priest, a rabbi, and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches on fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are anough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.