How Nintendo Won The Next-Gen Console Race

Anyone who knows anything (some people), know that the Wii has a remote, which is being referenced to as the "Wiimote." By calling it the Wii, Nintendo has made the greatest marketing move in history. Remember those kids, back in school, who could never pronounce their R's? It was always "Aw you going to buy that?", or "Hand me the Weemote!" Maybe you were one of them? Well, finally, they have gained acceptance!

"Whatcha playin with there Rick?"
"Oh, just my Wiimote."
"Wow, there is nothing wrong with your speech at all!"
And to his self, Rick thinks "I have finally gained acceptance."

Assuming every kid with a speech impediment now will buy a Wii, Nintendo will be rollin in da cash. Rollin.